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Another old email to share with ya... A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be 10 again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Sugar Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, and the Screaming Monster, Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside-down. Right away, they journeyed to McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a giant chocolate shake. Then it was off to see the latest Harry Potter movie, a hot dog, popcorn, a large coke, and her favorite sweets, jelly babies. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being 10 again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed. "You idiot, I meant my dress size!" The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he will probably get it wrong.

some old emails to share with ya.... A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?" His dad says,"Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked,he looks in the keyhole and finds his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good,son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg -------------------------------------------------------- THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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dank you !

hahahaha...... no need paiseh... just dun wanna reefers to buy it den regret it ma.... eh, social responsibility??

heeee....... attached below is a "sample" of it.. but since you having reef tank, i suggest you dun take it otherwise it might have your lps for dinner...

Starfish FOC.... any takers?

Allo.... I have a 4" plus light colour beautiful chocolate chip starfish to swop with any of the following: - a slab of brine shrimps - a small rock of mushrooms - $3/- - any other offers Pls note that chocolate chip starfish is not known to be reef-safe... suggest adopter to have a fish-only system. not recommended for reef tank. starfish has been with me for more than 8 months. collection at lavender mrt station.

den again... if a guy's eyebrows is too messy... (hmmm...) den it really makes not much harm plucking and keeping the brow tidier.... but of cuz not the super thin line eyebrows for guys la... YUCK yuck YUCK...

hahhah... yesterday i went for my manicure (i am FEMALE of cuz) and i was told by the manicurist that there are some male customers too... and there was once a male lawyers in his 40s came to the shop for manicure plus pedicure..... and he has also asked for french manicure. (for the sake of those who do not know what a french manicure is about, it's a near-transparent/natural nail colour with white/off-white tips)

lao ban wan shui!!!!!

more more!!!!!

New Singapore Ah Beng's Dictionary 1) LILY - adverb. extremely, really "Wah, you lily can sing well ah!" 2) VALLEY - adverb. extremely (same with lily) "Look! My Versachee belt, valley nice hor?" 3) GORGES - adj. stunningly beautiful, normally found with valley "Wah! Ah Beng's girlflan is valley gorges leh!" 4) CORAL - verb. to bicker "Why, you not happy, ah? Want to coral, is it?" 5) REEF - (normally followed with coral) to argue with "You lily want to coral reef me ah?" 6) ALTITUDE - adjective. a disagreeable demeanour "Ah Lian lily got a bad altitude ploblem". 7) CIRRUS - adjective. certain "You cirrus or not? Dun bruff!" 8) CANOPY - phrase. impossible "He bought new handphone? Canopy lah! Where got money?" 9) OLDLADY - adjective. completed "Wah...you finish oldlady ah." 10) SUIT - verb. to project forward "Suit! Suit! See goalkeeper come out oldlady." 11) SOW - verb. to reveal "Sow me, sow me your new ting." 12) LOAD - noun. a path normally made up of gravel & tar "We go Orchard Load leh." 13) BLINK - verb. deliver, send "What you blink for me? Sow me, sow me."

wow.................

wahhhh...if such letter is obtained, can the mods put it as a sticky so that anyone of us who is interested can download it or print it out and give it to the inspectors at the immigration counters so that we can declare and avoid going through the x-rays like what ks suggested..... **getting pretty excited by the idea too** KS...no problem!!! BLACK? SUGAR? CUPPACINO? DECAF? ..hhahah...wat you want?

sure boh???? heee..okayz, next time will not request for imported fishes..... hahhahahah... when your next trip?

ks.... lol..... did the immigration officer asked you if it was a marine or freshwater fish back den? if not den i suppose it's true that we can bring in not more den 50 pc of fishes by hand-carry...

i have seen jewel damsel going $2-3 and not $40!!! ... but it's greyish with blue sparkling spots....

very nice

how about a 3-4 orange or purple fire gobies? or a pair of clown fish?

HAHAHAH.... cannot believe that you used the word "paddle"...as if the tang carries a pair of boat paddles as it swims...so cute so cute...

nope. not advisable.

wah...serious ah..... tupperware!!!!!! can be really colourful if you succeeded in diy with the tuppewares!!!!! very innovative.... care to share your diy experience???