Jesper

i am going to phuket for diving ard may. Are uqualified to dive? Or still learning?

Any dogs owners here as well? I own a westie!

PROTON Dr M were meeting the other Asean leaders in KL. As the Proton (Wira and Perdana) sales were not going too well, he took the opportunity to do some hard sell to these guys. Dr M:" Pres. Suharto, how many Protons will you be able to buy?" Suh.:" 2000 is not a problem." Dr M (very happy):" Thanks. Pres. Ramos, how about you?" Ramos:" Deliver 5000 to Philipines next week." Dr M:"Thanks for the support." Sultan Bolkiah (determined not to be outdone): "Brunei roads can well afford another 10,000 Protons. Send them over next month." Dr M by now is very pleased that his hard sell is doing so well. Finally he turned to Goh Chok Tong. Dr M:"Mr Goh, how about you/" Goh:" I will take 500 cars, but with the special condition that they be painted in pink." Dr M:" Why pink when we have so many other nice colours?" Goh:" Because I have to find 500 suckers."

POLITICS Son: "Dad, I have to do a special report at school. Can I ask you a question?" Dad: "Sure son, what's the question?" Son: "What is POLITICS?" Dad: "Well, lets take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me MANAGEMENT. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her GOVERNMENT. We take care of you and your needs, so let's call you the PEOPLE. We'll call the maid the WORKING CLASS and your baby brother the FUTURE. Do you understand?" Son: "I'm not really sure Dad, I'll have to think about it."That night the boy was awakened by his baby brother's crying so the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering the baby seriously soiled his diaper, the son went to his parent's room and found the mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid's room, where peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father and maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning..... Son: "Dad, now I think I understand POLITICS." Dad: "That's great son, explain it to me in your own words." Son: "Well Dad, while MANAGEMENT is screwing the WORKING CLASS, the GOVERNMENT is fast asleep. The PEOPLE are being completely ignored, and the FUTURE is full of shit.

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient. The following is their conversation on the way to the airport. A Toyota Camry overtook t he taxi.....zoom.... Jap: Look ...look ...Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan! Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia . Driver: yah.... After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom. Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in Japan! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia Driver: yah....yah... After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. ! Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia Driver: yah...yah...yah....! Arriving at the airport,the Jap is about to pay the taxi driver. Jap: How much? Driver: RM150/- Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge ! ! Driver: Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!.... very fast!.... Made in Japan!

Its ok to look down, but not too nice to let your eyes roam ard. Ppl might get the wrong idea!