The Never Ending Story

[clammy]

they saw.. Lester still skimpily dressed rushing towards them with wide open arms.. <think "Ru Hua">

[Lester]

but the gays were uninterested .. they said .. sorry lester u are not our type . we aready have someone in mind .. his name is "clammy" hehe

[Lester]

[milky]

o.O clammy is the person tat we want.. hehe... while they were thinking of something else... something happens... some explosion was heard at nearby LFS.....

[AquaRa]

and muar chee ran out of the lfs with a lot of gay chambermaids chasing after him.

[Lester]

wat the hell is happening , he thought to himself and at the same time runing like hell for as if there is no tom .....

[milky]

dick and harry chasing him... muar chee run for his life.. as all of the chamber maids were eye-ing for him.. cos he's so cool !!!!

[shiraz]

but he spotted a bak-wa shop nearby and could not resist the temptation and....

[Lester]

...dash into the shop and order 5 kg of bak wa... he shouted: " uncle! 5kg of BAK WA... faster.. runing for life..."

[milky]

ok uncle said.. 5kg ar ??? buy 5 kg free 2 kg.. wait ar ??? need time to bao the bak wa !!!! free bak hu some more ... today offer !!!! after taking the bak wa and bak hu.. run out of the shop and rush to takashimaya to get some japanese food...

[LoReNsIa]

when he reaching... some of the chamber maid miz arnd with the fillipino maid and therfore muah chee can have a gd meal of shushi.. when he trying to swallow the big piece of eel meat...

[prec]

he saw the most beautiful blue tang in the wisma atria marine tank... he stood there and just watched...

[Lester]

actually unkown to all... the blue tang is actually a veri pretty lady but cgange into a fish by some witch who was veri jealous of her looks..

[Lester]

.. therefore he just stood there watching the tang .... for hours at the same time eating ba hu and ba wa...

[Lester]

...the blue tak wa slowly following his movement and falling in love with him ...

[milky]

to get the blue tang for his tank.. he dive into the aquarium and put the blue tank into a plastic bag and quickly rush hm... upon reaching home.. he slowly put the tang into the tank...

[milky]

the tang slowly transformed into the beautiful lady... as the tank is too small... it crashed and flooded muar chee's house... the lady wasnt wearing anything... muar chee stared at her with eye open real BIG !!!!!

[hamannbmw]

saliva starts dripping from his mouth.... He asked :..

[yiling]

"are you feeling ok ?"

i can cure your ick with my mouth !!

[Gouldian]

With that the lady bend down, back facing Muar Chee and pointed at her but crack and says: "if you dun mind the ich are concentrated there".

[mUAr_cHEe]

truimph went over and ask the lady," so who do you hump to get into this story?"

[Gouldian]

The lady answered, " For me, it all about getting laid rather than hump. Anyway, I dun mind you being the humper".

[Lester]

..then she started to laugh... in an eriee smile and her face slowly change into ............

[Achilles Tang]

... and the Moderator stepped in and waved a finger... "watch it... keep it clean pls..."

[Gouldian]

Realizing that she has broken the law, lady tang decided to pick herself and Mr Chee up and apologize to the moderator. They then both held hands and walk towards the setting sun......