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A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was

astonished to see the bed was nicely made and

everything was picked up.

Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently

on the center of the bed.

It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst


she opened the envelope and read the letter with

trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm

writing to you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend

because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and

you I've been finding real passion with John and he

is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos,

beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only

the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we

will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the

woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole


He wants to have many more children with me and

that's now one of my dreams too.

John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt

anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading

it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy

we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will

find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure

deserves it!!

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know

how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll

be back to visit so you can get to know your


Your daughter,


PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at

the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you

that there are worse things in life than my report

card that's in my desk center drawer.

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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,Aug 3 2004, 11:00 AM]

you'll get pretty hungry after that! ;)

Put in Indian chicekn curry with potato, very nice. Tried a few time, well, u want to keep eating that curry. Nice.

Looking from point of cooking ok, not from other point :D

Life is like a peice of Uncured Live Rock [ from LFS ], you never know what you gonna get.........

Ocean Gump

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if I remember correctly....

marijuanna has no known substances that kills unlike cigarettes. the only reason why its banned is because it produces an unproductive effect on the people who use them, thats all. so you may get a collaspe in the workforce.

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