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[seahorse2]

>Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that

>morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant

>and

>say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me.

>

>She didn't even say "Good Morning" let alone any "Happy Birthday."

>

>I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember."

>

>The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

>

>When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

>

>As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning

>boss.

>Happy Birthday." .And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

>

>I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know,

>it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to

>lunch, just you and me."

>

>I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's

>go."

>

>We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the

>count ry to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed

>lunch

>tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's

>such

>a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

>

>I said, "No, I guess not."

>

>She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

>

>After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I

>think

>I'll go change." "Sure," I excitedly replied.

>

>She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out

>carrying

>a big birthday cake, followed by my wife and children and dozens of our

>friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

>

>And there I sat . . . on the couch . . .######.

[Sinn]

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[dodo]

[harris]

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