XiaoBaiTu Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 A man was shipwrecked on a island and was left behind with only 1 dog, 1 sheep and 1 rope! He however had no problems of food and water on that island but the only problem he faced all day was he could'nt have regular ###### and he was longing to do it! Suddenly he looked at the sheep with his cunning eyes and tied it to a tree to do it! But just as he was about to bend and do it the dog came to the poor sheep's rescue! the man got angry but he could'nt do a thing about it !After a couple of days he tried to do the sheep once again but the dog would'nt let him! Just when he was thinking what to do , he heard a loud female scream! He ran towards the shore and saw a beautiful ###### girl is about to drown and is screaming for help! The man heroicly saves her and rescues her from certain death! The girl is pretty pleased with the man and says u saved my life and I can do anything to repay! The man sensing his opportunity confirms ANYTHING? She says Yes! Then the man replies OK please hold the dog for me then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAV-65 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Quote People do not plan to fail; Often they just fail to plan... Wat I do to prevent myself from tearing my hair out... My stress remedy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member AREA51 Posted October 30, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted October 30, 2005 plz tell me that man is dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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