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    im loving it

    in General Reefkeeping_

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    Hey guess what, i was eating at M*S B*R at AMK just now, just thot of this thread and took more notice of what they do...

    OMG OMG they weigh their fries before givin em to us!!! :blink::shock::ooh:

    no wonder they take so long to serve food.. check it out nex time guys, wana make sure i'm not dreaming, haha.. :snore:

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    Forest Gump In Heaven

    The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.

    He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the

    gates are closed and Forest approaches the Gatekeeper.

    St. Peter says, "Well, Forest, it''s certainly good to see you. We

    have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place

    is filling up fast, and we''ve been administering an entrance

    examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it

    before you can get into Heaven.

    Forest responds, "It sure is good to be here St. Peter, sir. But

    nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. sure hope the test isn''t

    too hard; life was a big enough test as it was."

    St. Peter goes on, "Yes, I know, Forest, but the test is only three

    questions.

    First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?

    Second: How many seconds are there in a year?

    Third: What is God''s first name?"

    Forest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day

    and sees St. Peter who waves him up and says, "Now that you have had

    a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."

    Forest says, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begin

    with the letter ''T?" Shucks, that one''s easy. That''d be Today and

    Tomorrow."

    The Saint''s eyes open wide and he exclaims, "Forest, that''s not what

    I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I didn''t

    specify, so I''ll give you credit for that answer.

    How about the next one?" asks St. Peter. "How many seconds in a

    year?"

    "Twelve." Said Forest

    Astounded, St. Peter says, "Twelve? Twelve!? Forest, how in

    Heaven''s name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"

    Forest says "Shucks, there''s gotta be twelve: January 2nd, February

    2nd, March 2nd..."

    "Hold it, " interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you''re going with

    this, and I see your point, though that wasn''t quite what I had in

    mind.....but I''ll have to give you credit for that one, too. Let''s go

    on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God''s first

    name"?

    "Sure" Forest replied, "its Andy."

    Andy?!" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St. Peter. "Ok, I can

    understand how you came up with your answers to my first two

    questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name

    Andy as the first name of God?"

    "Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forest replied. "I learnt

    it from the song..."ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY

    TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN. . . ."

    St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates and said: "Run Forest, run".

    by: unknown :D:whistle

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