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Don't mess with little old ladies

An elderly woman is caught speeding.

Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. Can I see your driver's licence please?

Woman : I lost my licence four years ago for drink driving.

Officer : Can I see your car's registration papers please ??

Woman : Sorry, I stole this car and Killed and hacked up the owner. His body parts are in the trunk.

The officer backs away and calls for back up. Soon five police cars circle the car and another officer approaches.

officer 2 : Ma'am, could you step out and open the trunk of your vehicle, please?

The woman opens the trunk, which is empty.

Officer 2 : Is this your car,ma'am?

woman : Yes, here are my licence and the car's registration papers.

Stunned Officer 2 : One of my officers told me that you don't have a licence, stole this car and killed and hacked up the owner.

Woman : Bet the liar said I was speeding too.

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