Question:
How do the College of Roti Prata Cardinals announce the new pope after the conclave ends?
Answer:
Habemus Papadam!
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A Suaku (country bumkin) old lady who lived all her life in a farm in Lim Chu Kang went to Takashimaya. She had not seen or taken a lift before, so she was very fascinated with the lifts in the building, and stood for a while to watch. She saw an old man get into the lift and the door close. After a few minutes, the door opened again, and a young boy walked out, eating a lollipop.
"Science is so advanced," she thought, so she went into the lift and pressed one of the buttons. When the door opened, she was very happy, and walked with a spring in her step. She hopped and skipped along.
SOon, she realised people were looking at her strangely, wondering why she was behaving like a child.
"What are you all looking at?" she asked angrily.
"Why are you acting like that?" asked an on-looker.
"That machine over there turn me into a small girl already what," she replied indignantly, pointing to the lift.