Golf

[wil_lee76]

A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost.

He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and

said,"Can

you

please

help me, I don't know what hole I'm on."

She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7;

you're on

6."

He thanked her & continued playing golf. Later he got

lost

again. He

saw the same lady and went to her again kind of

embarrassed.

"I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can

you

please

tell

me what hole I'm on."

Lady :You are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on

13.

Again he

thanked her and continued playing golf.

When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went

upto

her and

asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out.

She accepted. As they were drinking & talking he asked

her

what she

did

for a living.

"I'm in sales." She said.

He replied, "no kidding so am I. What do you sell?"

Lady : It's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept

pleading to

know what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised

not

to

laugh.

He promised.

Lady : I sell Sanitary Napkins.

He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.

Lady : You promised you wouldn't laugh.

He replied,"I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell

toilet

paper

........ I'm still one hole behind you."

[daimy068]

HILARIOUS!

[RAV-65]

Dat's a good one!