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tanVincent

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  1. The Frog There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have ###### with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I want!" Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others? "He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have ###### with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have ######, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease.. and HE'S the SOB who ran over my FROG!"
  2. Bubba Bubba, an airline mechanic, was bragging to his boss one day. "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name Someone, Anyone and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "Okay, Bubba, how about Tom Cruise"? "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends and I can prove it." So, Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba ! Great to see You! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "President Bush," his Boss quickly retorts. Yep", Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." So, off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise. I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else. The new Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "I've known the Pope a long time." So, off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, this will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed toward St. Peter's. Sure enough, half an hour later, Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his Boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened"? His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and The Pope came out on the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba"?
  3. I have a CL650 modified with external thermostat. Atman 5000l/h pump. All for $250. Let me know if interested... Vincent 94889366
  4. try looking for bro raymond (sst tang), he has some nice big LR..
  5. i chop ah, actually planning to get one....good timing let me know when and where we can meet...
  6. hey kenny, long time no see wor..... anyway, go talk to SST Tang, last i've seen, he has alot of big pieces of rocks are reasonable price. or maybe you want to wait for my rescape and see if i got some spare
  7. anything also can trade now all sitting in blue tub with skimmer on, still doing up a new tank...
  8. hmmm, wanna trade for a smaller frag from my tank? Cheers Vincent
  9. alternatively, look at little bull's thread... Little bull's T5 set
  10. ahhhhh.....i order for you lor, i ordering some stuffs to DIY my 4ft t5 too sms me if you want to order the ballast and other things...maybe more got bulk discount... Vincent 94889366
  11. paiseh everyone, both set reserved, collection tonight...
  12. 2 sets available, $60 each set. Clearing ASAP... Vincent 94889366
  13. let me know the size you want, i might have some 39w and 54w lying around...
  14. if you fragging your zoas, i'll be first in line
  15. I need help to move my 4 x 2 x 2.5 tank onto my cabinet tonight. Hopefully livng in the west. Please call me at 94889366 if you can help. I can pick you up. Thanks Vincent
  16. i want i want...but i just upgraded to 4 feet finally posting to sell huh???
  17. you are free to taka anything from my tank, i'll just pop by sean's place (fishtalk) and stock it upain anyways, good to have you back....
  18. that means that if there is any way that the pvc pipe can be removed, it cn be used out of sump?
  19. they shifted to blk 505, opposite GInza PLaza...
  20. i have dealings with him before. Was tua a bit by his timing, but i got the deal through..... Vincent
  21. i ahve some brand new, both single and double output
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