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therefore you have to find a balance in your life ... i don't believe in savings ... i have no savings ... how to save in singapore ... near impossible ... so how? i then decided to roam the streets loh ... now no jobs ... no bills to pay ... so nice. i can now retire soon from the streets too ... and hide in the mountains and build my cute litte orphanage that accepts girls only ..... kekekekekekeke lizard

actually i found this whole thing very sad ... how can a girl judge a guy just by looking at his clothes and watch ... i have so much inner beauty that the girl will surely be happy about ... but, i can't even get to get her to dine with me ... damn ... this world is damned ... the girls i like don't want to dine with me ... the girls i don't like want to eat me up alive ... this world is very unfair to me ... how can i find true love ... lizard

if you want true friends, then don't do business with them. if you do, be prepared for falsehood. steel your heart, it helps. i used to give bro MIN my heart, damn ... this fellow fed my heart to his dogs. lizard

hi bro patrick, life is short ... better use it to the fullest. i don't want to wake up and say to myself that i should have ... sometimes one just need that adrenaline to flow once more ... when was your last time that your heart pumps like crazy just by talking only ... i would have given the world a chance, to try that just once more ... go skiing in the alps and cuddle the SYT and see how she blush ... how i have dreamed ... lizard

hahahahahaha ... just read the newspaper ... the singapore richest girl 22 years of age only get $2100 per month from dad. damn ... mines' x times more than that ... leh ... tomorrow i am going to wake up each and every one of their blinking ideas ... obviously they are out-pricing the market man ... oh boy ... talking about cheap cheap ... they are XXXs. i am talking about those of my part-time workers who refuse to find proper jobs and stick to me like flies ... say can't find jobs lah ... my jobs good lah ... what nonsense ... ask them go desaru also must do this do that ... i had enough ... lizard

maybe i just add this: man are hard to please! woman sucks all my monies ... man are hard to please! woman says once man cannot ask twice ... man are hard to please! woman says NO man cannot say please ... man are hard to please! woman jumps ship and talks bad about your d**kies ... lizard

wah ... half a meg okie record breaker ... me only 350k yes ... true friends ... i only got 2 so far ... culturing one more ... hmmm ... don't tell who ... wait you steal him/her from me ... lizard

hi sis, what on earth are you talking about ... still want to work after retirement ... that's not retirement ... that's job change ... me ... open a few orphanges lor ... and be like NKF collects free money ... anyway, i would like to pay for every single cent in the running of the orphanges ... no outside sponsors please ... pay for teachers, cleaners, care-givers and a bungalow? that's what i want to do ... lizard

hi bro Rockfish, better work hard on your restaurant and stop disturbing your MINSMARINE. he is a guy not a girl ... MIN has said it all, after seen all shows and eaten all dinners ... what's next ... go for an overseas trip and stay in separate rooms ... what's next ... come back still see more shows and eat more dinners ... what's next ... i only know you are just asking for trouble ... man women are born poachers of men ... they are fine trappers of willing men .... hahahahahahaha lizard

hi bro spider, no more problems? you are kidding me ... let me tell you a story: do you know how many of my part-timers are going after me ... me got big problem every damned day man ... go see shows lah, eat lah, if i ask for water sports, they will also come along lah ... (btw: i never employ any man in my jobs, except once i tried a fellow nice reefer ) so, lesson learnt: i am not the trouble-maker ... women are ... lizard

hi bro MIN, how to woo a girl without wearing a watch and drives a van ... how lah? so far i tried to pick up girls like my ferrari friend ... cannot leh ... can enlighten me? they refused to sit in my van, when i invited them to go dinner ... they gave excuses like they remembered they cannot go out, mother scold woh ... should i just use a 1000-dollar note in 1 piece and make it into a hankie for my left breast pocket ... leh any lobang to get fake rolex watches ... mine was pawned off during the asian crisis. hahahahahahaha ... damn woman ... lizard

fine ... i will call you, neokn

hi bro MIN, it is late ... go get some sleep ... you have headaches remember ... i always suspect your headaches are girl-related ... lizard

hahahahahaha waste disk space ... but truly, i am now passed brands ... but not my fishes ... sigh

hi bro NEOKN, welcome back ... hope you are feeling better .... lizard

hello ALL, how come there are 3 anon users ... lizard, pilot and min ... hahahahahaha

hi bro MIN, you are poisoning our wells ... we are damn innocent people ... stop trying to tell us that our wives are not our love ... hahahahahaha lizard

hi bro PILOT, trust MIN ... watches are not meant as investment. they are meant for wearing ... when you resell them in a hurry, they kill by naming you fire sale prices. lizard

okie bro MIN, i confessed: i have been two-timing since don't know god knows when ... so how ... am i guilty in your courts of law. lizard

hi sis, join us lah ... i am oldly FREE (NOINCOME GROUP) while MIN is newly FREE ... he has just made his decision just this SATURDAY ... congrats ... MIN ... i am sure you are FREE as a bird soon ... and stop playing around all your skirts ... it helps ... lizard

hi bro MIN, you don't like rolex, merc, bmw ... that's your problem ... not mine all my land fishes love them ... only way to start the training routine ... then later veer them off the branded stuffs and become a yellow-face fishy. lizard

dear pilot, me wore rolex not for time lah ... sigh ... how misguided lizard

because of gf problem i am awake most nights ... hahahahahaha lizard

hi bro weisoon, i used to own a damned gold rolex with almost full diamonds with my wife a matching pair. guess what happened: all your friends became false ... collectively they borrowed 350k and never return a single cent. when i was made almost a bankrupt, i tried to retrieve 500 bucks from each. they slammed down my calls. don't even dare to sit in hawker centre to eat. life was damning ... not good at all, not good at all ... now i drive a van to meet clients. bestest ... hint: i have more than !@#$%^ cars ... lizard

hi bro weisoon, ohhh hello ... my friend if i am a pilot-to-be, i.e., tall, dark, handsome and from ACS and now studying in ACJC. you are clearly not in the correct playing field ... you are way above all of us in qualifications. so you are considered a walk-over. damn ... if i had your tribute back then, i am a worstest killer than you, ohhh man ... i will be damned if i don't play-play. oops ... hope you wifey don't read this thread. hi bros kelstorm and wolfie, back to the topic. Congrats ... RJC girls are indeed different and difficult. ACJC girls mostly come from convents, so they don't even know how to cook. damn, i love to drink soup ... RJC girls mostly come from RGS and all the top students from various schools. they have not much confidence and friends. they are normally lone rangers. they like to bury their heads and work hard. most of them can't even dance. but, they like to cook .... kekekekekekeke of course, the bestest method is that you are in RJC too and have better results than her, then you might have a chance. if you are half-cooked like me, then no hope lah. that RJC girl i told you all about went on to top the whole damn singapore. i can't even smell her, let alone chio her. she was my blemish in my report card. even my cute chinese teacher in RJC fell for me and came to visit me in oxford or was it cambridge or was it london or was it manchester (must not tell the whole truth). she stayed over in my room, with a maid next door, for two days (now you know how much a scholar costed), but, of course, i went to stay with another boy lah. if i were to woo her then, i might be able to pull off a teacher-student affair and collect another feather. some times, i just don't feel like it ... so ... just let her go lor ... cannot skin every fish in the pond ... sigh RJC girls like to ask you back to her place for soup ... this i like ... but only for a while ... another method is you must dig her out from her comfort zone. wahh ... hard work i must say. like get her to go bird watching (real birds hor), dancing classes, water skiing all within the same day. you will stress her out. but, you can't say the same for ACJC girls, ACJC girls thrive on outdoor activities ... so guys ... CHILL ... yep ... next i really feel like talking about HCJC girls ... anything worth sharing ... hmmm ... we will see ... any guys out there got HCJC girls as a catch. Another version of fun ... this time must tell more stories ... or better still, i go and try a new one and tell you guys about it. maybe this time HCJC girls are much harder too ... lizard