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d88p

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  1. at 1st i thought it was a fresh water tank too.
  2. chick chick chick ..... hehehe
  3. godzillaliu88, it happened to my 2ft tank before.... went to tapow dinner, came back about an hour later and was so stunned when i opened the door. The whole tank was so mulky.
  4. its even harder to find them if your tank is bigger and filled with rocks.
  5. no probs, hope you get your new phone soon
  6. alot more about this phone here http://www.gsmarena.com/sony_ericsson_w800-review-47.php
  7. A family is sitting around the supper table. > The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? > > > The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of > breasts. > In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. > In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but > hanging a > > bit. > After fifty, they are like onions." > > > "Onions?" > > > "Yes, see them and they make you cry." > > > This infuriated the wife and daughter . > S o the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?" > > > The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers, > "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. > In a man's twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. > In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. > After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree"! > > > "A Christmas tree?" > > > "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only"
  8. on the other forum that i go too, someone did mention that once you have used java, you will find that the symbian phones are slower
  9. white rabbit........ for u! Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, "I'm going to find my gang to hantam you!" So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow. Just then, Maggi Mee walked around the corner. Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up. As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, "Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognize you, okay!"
  10. i tried that method before ....... the prawn meat dissappeared.
  11. camera function wise, its the ericsson thats better.
  12. the tailor that i go to charges me bout $350 for a full suit, which also includes a shirt and a tie. basically a full suit. shirts if im not wrong is 5 for $120 or 140 pants if im not wrong is 4 for $200
  13. i notice this forum, alot of the people here are so serious. Hope they can be more friendly
  14. The Labbit and the Lulian There was a beauty paegant and Miss USA, Miss UK and Miss S'pore were finalists. The host asked them the first question, name an animal which starts with L... Miss USA said lion, Miss UK said llama, and Miss S'pore said..."labbit.." And then the host asked "Okay, now name a fruit which sarts with L" Miss USA said lemon, Miss UK said lime and Miss S'pore went "A-ha!! I know this one... Lulian!!"
  15. Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" (In Hokkien meaning Ah Cheng buys bread) The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to re-select another song. The Ah Bengs were indignant and kicked up a big fuss, claiming that the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after many hours of talking, the manager managed to find out that the Ah Bengs were actually asking for the song "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers. One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey of a building and wanted to get down to the ground floor. As they looked at the dial , they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G. As they were not English-educated, they were puzzled and really had no idea what does the letter G mean. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G. When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian, "Wow, how you know one?" The first Ah Lian reply smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..."
  16. darnnn.. my anemonie ate the sallylightfoot
  17. if im not wrong theres 2 shops in pasir ris fish farm
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