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d88p

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  1. most of the good ones are custom made
  2. the tailor that i go to charges me bout $350 for a full suit, which also includes a shirt and a tie. basically a full suit.
  3. most of the things (articles) i read was to put in LR, never mentioned about dead rocks. thanks for your humble opinion too
  4. then wat, add more LR in again ?? and cycle again
  5. must as well let it become a blackhead hehehehe
  6. we all learn majula singapura since young, dont fight
  7. sure or not, the rocks that i got are still colorful after all these months
  8. gal, girl, woman, lady, female ..... hehehe.
  9. we are still human afterall bros.... dont get so worked out
  10. hammy, its a sign of puberty again ... ...
  11. and i regretted getting a 3ft , should have gotten a 4 ft instead
  12. bedok to seletar is hellevue far away. janet, congrats on getting it back!
  13. was there earlier just now.... nope, so sorry for her
  14. ah pek & ah mah story.. Ah Pek and Ah Ma were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then, you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said, "Then, you used to bite my neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed covers, got out of bed and walk away. "Where are you going?" she asked. "To get my teeth lah!"
  15. janet, did you report LOST to the police?
  16. This is funny..... Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls.......... A budding poet trying his best... Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Another to be poet, he wrote this below that... Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted Someone who had a different experience wrote, You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants! Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets. I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. There are also people who come in for a different purpose... Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls... And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a family restaurant toilet wall: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.
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