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i m from penang

http://forum.hksaltfish.com/cgi-bin/ultima...c;f=10;t=001530

Pretty lengthy collection.... but worth > > > > > > >reading when you are bored. > > > > > > > > > > > > > >4 miracles of a woman: > > > > > > >---------------------- > > > > > > > > > > > > > >1) getting wet without taking a shower > > > > > > >2) bleeding without getting hurt > > > > > > >3) giving milk without eating grass > > > > > > >4) and making boneless flesh hard > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >A man bumps into a woman and says "So > > > > > > >sorry ma'am. If your heart is as soft > > > > > > >as your breasts, you will forgive me". > > > > > > >The lady replies: "If your dick is as > > > > > > >hard as your elbow, I am in room 603. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Q : How do the Talibans seduce their women? > > > > > > >A : First they attack their twin towers, then > > > > > > >they crash into theirpentagon. > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Girls reaction to penis sizes: > > > > > > ># 9" - oh shit pain! > > > > > > ># 7" - oh yes, yum! > > > > > > ># 6" - oh perfect! > > > > > > ># 5" - mmm ok! > > > > > > ># 4" - push more > > > > > > ># 3" - is it in? > > > > > > ># 2" - idiot! Just use your tongue. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes? > > > > > > >A - Airport (flat) > > > > > > >B - Barely there > > > > > > >C - Can do > > > > > > >D - Damn good > > > > > > >E - Enormous > > > > > > >F - Fake > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Women are unpredictable: > > > > & gt; > >Before marriage, she expects a man. > > > > > > >After marriage, she suspects her man and > > > > > > >After his death, she respects him. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Why are married women fatter than single one's? > > > > > > >Singles come home, see what's in the fridge > > > > > > >and go to bed; whereas married women come home, > > > > > > >see what's in the bed & go to the fridge. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >During pregnancy: > > > > > > >The 1st three months, do it the normal style > > > > > > >Next three months do it the doggy style > > > > > > >And the last three months do it the wolf style. > > > > > > >sit outside the hole and howl. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >All couples have different phases of ###### life: > > > > > > >Age 20 - Day and Night > > > > > > >Age 28 - Every Night > > > > > > >Age 38 - Fri Night > > > > > > >Age 48 - Once a month > > > > > > >Age 58 - Only feelings > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Latest statistics on 'what men do after ######??? > > > > > > >2% eat > > > > > > >3% smoke cigarettes > > > > > > > 4% take a shower > > > > > > >5% go to sleep > > > > > > >86% get up and go back home to their wife. > > > > > > >HOW TRUE!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What did Newton's dick say to him after > > > > > > >seeing a ###### woman? > > > > > > >"*expletive* you and your law of gravity, I'm goin UP." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Man was sobbing in a bar. > > > > > > >His friend asked 'why?' > > > > > > >He said: "my wife makes me pay $ 100 > > > > > > >for every *expletive*!" > > > > > > >Friend said: "you're lucky, she charges > > > > > > >oth ers $ 250/-" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Lady scolds her maid for inefficiency. > > > > > > >Angry maid says, "at least I am better than > > > > > > >you in bed." > > > > > > >Lady (amazed): "Did boss tell you this?" > > > > > > >Maid: "No, the driver did." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >What is common between a passionate kiss > > > > > > >and a spider? > > > > > > >"Both lead to the undoing of the fly". > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >What is the difference between a new husband > > > > > > >and a new dog? > > > > > > >"After a year, the dog is still excited to > > > > > > >see you." > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Eve: "Adam, do you love me?" > > > > > > >Adam: "No, I don't." > > > > > > >Eve (crying): "Then why did you make love to me?" > > > > > > >Adam: "Hello!!! As if I had other choices." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >A wife complains to the doctor that her > > > > > > >hubby is 300% impotent. > > > > > > >The doc asks "how 300%?" > > > > > > >She says: "you know about the 100%, and > > > > > > >now he has broken his finger > > > > > > >and burnt his tongue." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >25 useless things in a man: > > > > > > >20 nails > > > > > > >02 nipples that don't milk > > > > > > >02 balls that you cannot play with. & > > > > > > >01 ###### that does not lay egg. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Teacher: "Why buffaloes get depressed > > > > > > >after milking? > > > > > > >Student: "Ma'am, if your ###### are rubbed > > > > > > >for 2 hours & then you are left unfucked, > > > > > > >how would you feel? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Policeman arrested a prostitute. > > > > > > >Prostitute: "I'm not selling ######! > > > > > > >Policeman: "Then what are you doing?" > > > > > > >Prostitute: "I'm selling condoms and > > > > > > >offering free demo >---------------------------------------------------------- >

thank you u all !

yesterday

ha ha saw this somewhere.yes this 1 more relax,like going to spa!