SRC Member Volitan Posted February 8, 2006 SRC Member Share Posted February 8, 2006 Can I change channel, or do a new post? 有一位文學系的教授以為難學生出名。 有一天他又交待給學生一個非常鬱悶的作文題目: 內容要包含貴族和愛情兩種元素 同學們非常痛苦的構思著,可是第二天就有一位學生交了作業。 教授看到作業以後... 作文只有一句話:"公主懷孕了." 教授自然非常生氣,他叫來這個學生,要他加入科幻元素. 學生快的在前面加寫了一句話,變成:"水瓶座的公主懷孕了." 教授氣急敗壞,要求該學生加入懸疑元素. 學生又很快的在後面又加了一句話 變成:"水瓶座的公主懷孕了,是誰幹的?" 教授發狂了一樣的暴走,最後他使出殺手鑑, 要求學生加入宗教元素. 教授得意洋洋的看著自己的勝利,笑了. 第二天,學生交給教授他的完成稿 文章是這樣的 : . . . . "水瓶座的公主懷孕了...Oh my god!!!,是誰幹的? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member mUAr_cHEe Posted February 8, 2006 SRC Member Share Posted February 8, 2006 Can I change channel, or do a new post? translation leh. Some of us eat too much potato already. Quote *translated from Hokkien* "If say no bang wall, this idiot will never ripen" - Mr Quah Siew Kow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaohui75 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 愛因斯坦常常到處演講,於是就請了一個司機 普通的司機通常都在車上休息 不過這個司機很有好學之心 愛因斯坦在講課他就在後面聽 過了半年以後 有一天司機跟愛因斯坦說:你講的那一套我都學會了 愛因斯坦大笑說:我講的那些都是很專業的,你怎麼學得會? 不然你說給我聽看看 司機就從頭到尾講了一遍給愛因斯坦聽,講的很好 愛因斯坦心想:我這麼久才想出來的理論 你開了半年車就都給我學會了 心理很不平衡,於是就說:好,那改天你穿我的衣服上去演講 我穿你的衣服在下面當司機,這樣你敢不敢? 司機就說:好呀,試試看 於是有一天司機就穿愛因斯坦的衣服上去演講 從頭到尾講了一遍,講得很好 聽眾在台下一直鼓掌 然後就有一個觀眾問了一個很深入,很專業的問題 愛因斯坦心想:呵呵,這下子司機下不了台了 沒想到司機說: 你這個問題太簡單了 為了證明它有多簡單 我叫我的司機給你回答就好了 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member mUAr_cHEe Posted February 9, 2006 SRC Member Share Posted February 9, 2006 OEI CHANNEL 5!!!!! BE FAIR TO THE POTATO EATERS! Quote *translated from Hokkien* "If say no bang wall, this idiot will never ripen" - Mr Quah Siew Kow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member mUAr_cHEe Posted February 9, 2006 SRC Member Share Posted February 9, 2006 C130 rolling down the strip... Quote *translated from Hokkien* "If say no bang wall, this idiot will never ripen" - Mr Quah Siew Kow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member mUAr_cHEe Posted February 9, 2006 SRC Member Share Posted February 9, 2006 They did say about looking left and right before you cross, how about behind after you crossed? Quote *translated from Hokkien* "If say no bang wall, this idiot will never ripen" - Mr Quah Siew Kow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member mUAr_cHEe Posted February 9, 2006 SRC Member Share Posted February 9, 2006 HOLY COW! Quote *translated from Hokkien* "If say no bang wall, this idiot will never ripen" - Mr Quah Siew Kow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member mUAr_cHEe Posted February 9, 2006 SRC Member Share Posted February 9, 2006 Look at that! No Wheeler Can Can! Even Evil Knievel could not have done it! Quote *translated from Hokkien* "If say no bang wall, this idiot will never ripen" - Mr Quah Siew Kow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member mUAr_cHEe Posted February 9, 2006 SRC Member Share Posted February 9, 2006 Oopsy Daisy. Quote *translated from Hokkien* "If say no bang wall, this idiot will never ripen" - Mr Quah Siew Kow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SRC Member Travy Posted February 9, 2006 SRC Member Share Posted February 9, 2006 HAHA! Man... my mom tot i'm nuts laughin at the com.. Quote My Tank Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member Volitan Posted February 12, 2006 SRC Member Share Posted February 12, 2006 translation leh. Some of us eat too much potato already. Can't translate lah, will lose all the meaning. Try this one, less words. 誰知道"米"的媽媽是誰? 是"花",因為 "花 生 米" 那"米"的爸爸是誰? 是"海", 因為"海" 上 "花" 然後 "花" 生 "米" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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