Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies

[ah^siao]

1. A man will show no pain while taking the most

ferocious beating but

will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.

2. The hero cannot fall in love with the

heroine(vice versa) unless they

first perform a dance number in the rain.

3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in

any other situation.

4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of

nowhere, 100 people

will appear from god-knows-where and joins them in

the dance.

5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that

the bad guy who he is

up against is actually his brother and the maid who

looked after him is

his mother and the chief inspector is his father and

the Judge is his

uncle and so forth.

6. Key English words used in the movie (usually said

out loud between

sentences) are No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!,

Shut-up!, Impossible!,

Please forgive me!

7.They drop down on grounds and roll and roll while

singing and came out

with different clothings.

8.They can run around the coconut trees, singing,

battling eyelid, and

throwing glances at each other and change clothes

all at the same time

without being out of breath.

[madman]

they can be dancing and running in the mountains and then.......suddenly in the next scene, they are at the sea side dancing already

[magern2]

The reason for number one:

When adrenaline running high, feel less pain.

[Mr CRABS]

You are discribing indian old movies..now its totally different except for the part where you say the are up in the mountain and the next min near the sea..........want to know more ask me.