How to give your "more than 100%"

[marinebetta]

* From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes

100%?

* What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

* Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

* We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

* How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:

* What makes up 100% in life?

IF:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%

And........,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ###### kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and ###### Kissing will put you over the top. So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.

[hamannbmw]

[Coral_ClamS]

wow good theory!

haha

I-D-L-I-N-G brings you to barely past 55%

and

S-K-I-V-I-N-G can bring u as high up as to 91%!

but

H-O-N-E-Y W-O-R-D-S let your wives and GF stick to u (136%!!) maybe we guys at SRC should learn more of this to please the gals at home so as to continue our life-long hobby...LOLz.!