diabolus

how about a mass orgy?

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i think u too "eng" liaoz.

ok ok... i didn't f**k the manager.. well..i didnt get the chance to do it. BTW...The manager happens to be a woman...

hope u can be more precise and clear in ur title... if not most old birds here would most probably ignore such a thread.

drink skim mate i rather drink blood then....

i dun remember eating the wdding cake? i dun even remember anything on the menu of my wedding dinner!!! the dishes just came so fast that i have to f**k the manager...

wats a cheapo car like this doing among the super cars?

like dat also count ar? join our member must drink blood...chop chicken head and show IC one.

dats not big... dats HUGE!!...ENORMOUS!!...GIGANTIC!!! and it looks fake anyway... fancy make love to 2 footballs... yucks~

Its so big dat its a turn off....

huh??

petm*rt

buaya... u come back liaoz~~~

ur superman take off liaoz?

it takes skills to make a lambo turn turtle...

" Blah blah blah blah...trust me...sure can one...blah blah blah"

a little R(A) but here goes... Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father. The mother said, "That's wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?!" The father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law!"

kelantan cheaper...if u want cheaper yet... can try perlis, kedah or perak....

been trying to get him all afternoon... but never pick up his handfone leh... how much does he charge anyway?

firegoby.. u should have reply in my thread. im interested.. how much does ur fren charge? get back to me @ 91527697. thanks!

Thanks for the contact.

could be a case of "marrying into the wife's family"? thus bride's father pay for everything.

will do... thanks a lot for the no.