The dog

[angry]

The dinner party's over........ Your parents are there Your in laws are

there Your boss and his wife are there You're all settling down for a

nice relaxing evening Then in walks the dog...

[Tanzy]

It's the dog's! I swear!

No? Don't believe? OK! My dog likes to go over to the neighbour's place. Honest.

[Achilles Tang]

Wah lau!

[angry]

Haaahaaahaaaaa

[Benz...]

It's the dog's! I swear!

No? Don't believe? OK! My dog likes to go over to the neighbour's place. Honest.

for???.......

[Tanzy]

Alternative genuine dweeb reply:

That is the latest teeth cleaning chewy toy for dogs. It uses ultrasonic vibrations to remove plague buildup and reduce the risk of gingivitis, just like my ###### B electric toothbrush. It use a special clear toothpaste called KY. A company called Durex also produces this special disposable latex sheath for this chewy toy so it doesn't get dirty between use. I think Trojan does it too.

[arcanehacker]

Alternative genuine dweeb reply:

That is the latest teeth cleaning chewy toy for dogs. It uses ultrasonic vibrations to remove plague buildup and reduce the risk of gingivitis, just like my ###### B electric toothbrush. It use a special clear toothpaste called KY. A company called Durex also produces this special disposable latex sheath for this chewy toy so it doesn't get dirty between use. I think Trojan does it too.

[Tanzy]

Verbal diarrhoea reply:

Reality as perceived by you would seem to have manifested a canine creature in possesion of a phallic apparatus held between the mandibles. I assure you that this is but an anomaly within the Matrix that is inevitable, as you, my honourable guests, have your perspicacity temporarily altered by the copious amounts of ethanolic liquid which you have ingurgitated over the course of dinner. Concordantly, there is a diminution of your cerebral faculties resulting in a secondary effect of depressed inhibitory function, thereby initiating a meretricious illusion of the abovementioned. Ergo, negate and neglect such perturbing transcient sexual indulgences, less you be overwhelmed by irrational passions to tangibly actualise your desire. If by any coincidence or by my acute deduction you are pondering as to the significance of my verbose discourse, vis-a-vis to the materialization of the phallus, I cannot but be conscientious to divulge that it is reactionary hyperbole due to the ineluctable predicament.

[arcanehacker]

Reality as perceived by you would seem to have manifested a canine creature in possesion of a phallic apparatus held between the mandibles. I assure you that this is but an anomaly within the Matrix that is inevitable, as you, my honourable guests, have your perspicacity temporarily altered by the copious amounts of ethanolic liquid which you have ingurgitate over the course of dinner. Concordantly, there is a diminution of your cerebral faculties resulting in a secondary effect of depressed inhibitory function, thereby initiating a meretricious illusion of the abovementioned. Ergo, negate and neglect such perturbing transcient sexual indulgences, less you be overwhelmed by irrational passions to tangibly actualise your desire. If by any coincidence or by my acute deduction you are pondering as to the significance of my verbose discourse, vis-a-vis to the materialization of the phallus, I cannot but be conscientious to divulge that it is reactionary hyperbole due to the ineluctable predicament.

fwah.. ..

hokkien mode on ~le gong si mi?~

[Tanzy]

I don't know. Time for breakfast.

Behave yourselves!

[SpiderOne]

ergo... ergo.. vis-a-vis ergo

[19percula]

thats a huge @#%&*

lol