INSURANCE AGENT

[hamannbmw]

The Husband of a pregnant wife was thinking of buying

insurance for his unborn baby. So he asked Great

Eastern and

the agent said, "Don't worry man, we'll provide

insurance right from the basket to the casket."

The man was impressed but thought that he should probably

seek another opinion. He then approached Prudential. The agent

replied, "Oh, we have a new insurance policy which can protect your

unborn child from the womb right up to the tomb."

The man was stunned but thought that maybe all salesmen liked

to bullshit. So he decided to see the agent from AIA. He told

the AIA agent what Prudential and Great Eastern had to offer. The AIA

agent then thought for a while and then said, "Tell you something,

ours is even better than Prudential and Great Eastern. We'll insure

your child from erection to resurrection."

[firegobies]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[ReDDeviLs]

[terryansimon]

hurhur! (=

[pospeh]

This is really funny.

[Volitan]

Wah, read jokes also can brush up english.