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Have a good laugh to start your day.....

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

MUTHU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

MUTHU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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TEACHER : MUTHU, go to the map and find North America.

MUTHU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : MUTHU!

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TEACHER : MUTHU, how do you spell "crocodile"?

MUTHU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

MUTHU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : MUTHU, give me a sentence starting with "I".

MUTHU : I is...

TEACHER : No, MUTHU. Always say, "I am."

MUTHU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"

MUTHU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same

time."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry

tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't

punish him?"

MUTHU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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MUTHU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

MUTHU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green

and one is blue with red spots !

MUTHU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, MUTHU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

MUTHU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : MUTHU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as

your brother's. Did you copy his ?

MUTHU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people

are no longer interested?

MUTHU: A teacher

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:lol::lol: ...joke of the month..

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Niceee !!! one KOLABEAR..maybe you are muthu

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3.5 X 2.5 X 2.5 Reef Coming up :))

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