The Never Ending Story

[Achilles Tang]

There was once a man who was bored...

[ReDDeviLs]

he decided to leave home to...

[Achilles Tang]

drop by the Wisma Atria marine tank...

[Tanzy]

but he thought it looked like a tank of death....

[riot]

so he decided to jump in and do something about it....

[Achilles Tang]

.... but he didn't have any swim gear on...

[AlfaRomeo]

.. and neither does he know how to swim....

[Tanzy]

so he (nearly) drowned

[riot]

... or so he thought....

[Nautical]

... his bladder was oversized and kept him afloat .....

[Achilles Tang]

But the water was quite cold and he peed into the water and he began to...

[AlfaRomeo]

float easier due to the increased salinity of the tank water resulting from his constant peeing and..

[Siput]

the tank's salinity detector had to go into action and topped up with fresh water, leaving him back to where he was (near drowning state). So he...

[Achilles Tang]

grabbed a pufferfish swimming nearby, causing it to be frightened enough to puff up thus...

[ervine]

piercing his skin causing massive blood loss...

[bubble_gum]

the sharks smelt his blood and then.......

[Achilles Tang]

he was surprised to see them turned away at the last moment... he was saved because of his bad breath and body odour...

[roidan]

to be absolutely sure that he was safe, he remembered the *mimic tang* and tried to mimic the sharks swimming.....

[flubberina13]

just then he saw a female counterpart doing the same...

"This is called round robin strategy of creative writing..."

[Achilles Tang]

he thought... "Who in the world is she and what is she doing in the tank with me???!!" ...

[roidan]

so he swam over to her like a shark and asked her,

"will you be my remora and stick real close to me?" ........

[bubble_gum]

then they saw a huge opening with a sign "ocean this way"....

[Achilles Tang]

Funny how the large opening was ringed with teeth....

[flubberina13]

and the male specimen said..."Ladies, first..."

[bubble_gum]

then he hair got caught in those teeth .....