U makes a wish, I spoilts it

[Lin]

Granted: Thats only when u r dead..

I wish my mom will not nag..

[decentkid]

Granted: but your dad starts nagging

I wish i own an airplane

[Lin]

Granted: but u will crash during ur 1st flight..

I wish for a 2 carat Diamond for Birthday!

[decentkid]

Granted: but the diamond dropped off

I wish i own another airplane

[Lin]

Granted: But the engine will breakdwn for all ur plane..

I wish next person who wins toto is me!

[decentkid]

Granted: but another 1 million people also won the toto

I wish i own a glider

[Lin]

Granted : BUt tornado CAMe juz in time..

I wish i have a hectre of tulip land

[decentkid]

Granted: but you also got tons of catapillars and grasshoppers

I wish my glider didnt crash in that tornado

[Lin]

Granted : but ur glider glide too low.. tsunami sweep off..

I wish I m Bill GAtes...

[decentkid]

Granted: but all windows system had a bug and everyone sued you

I wish i got another glider

[Lin]

Granted: No Sales of glider after the few incident..

I wish i will be famous in a night

[decentkid]

Granted: but you got famous for bringing SMRT down

I wish i can own a plane with a spare engine

[SBS_Transit]

Granted : but the engine overheated n the plane burnted n crashed

I wish that Lin got sued for brining SMRT down n paid a fine of $100,000

[Lin]

Granted: U got sued and fine for taking over SMRT.. outcome: law case invalid

I wish those who curse me will be cured by others too

[RAV-65]

This thread is pretty hilarious... but pls refrain from wishing for the same thing over and over again...kills the fun for everyone....

[RAV-65]

Granted: U got sued and fine for taking over SMRT.. outcome: law case invalid

I wish those who curse me will be cured by others too

Granted : But suddenly everyone turn around and curse you ONLY...

I wish to have all the nicest SPS in the world...

[Lin]

Granted: But they all turn Brown In a Night..

I wish I drive my own Z4..

[wolfie]

granted but it doesn't come with a steering wheel.

i wish this sunday will never end.

[Lin]

Granted: But u cant freeze the time..

I wish theres no Shopper in Town..

[hamannbmw]

granted cos u r living in ghost town

I wish fiona xie is my housemaid

[blueheaven]

Granted but only for 1 hour

I wish my tank never crashes

[hamannbmw]

granted but yr tank is leaking badly

I wish we had a topless beach in SIngapore

[giantbicycle]

granted but yr tank is leaking badly

I wish we had a topless beach in SIngapore

Granted: But it is only allowed for man and Gays to be topless.

I wish that my Ric's will form into a heart shape

[RAV-65]

Granted: But it is only allowed for man and Gays to be topless.

I wish that my Ric's will form into a heart shape

Granted : But that's becoz a crab is chewing on it...

I wish I have a condominium in Orchard...

[AquaRa]

granted, but that's because it's for barbie dolls to live in.

i wish i have an army made of of male homo sapiens carrying real rifles, not suffering from any diseases, and cannot be thwarted by magic of any form, under my charge