SRC Member Razo Posted December 29, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 29, 2003 Reason why I never visit rich people!!!! Hi... juz for laugh..Cheers... A man recently paid a visit to a millionaire's house, and ended up not having anything to drink despite the offer. Below is how the offer was made to him: Question: "What would you like to have..... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?" Answer: "Tea please" Question: "Ceylontea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?" Answer: "Ceylontea" Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?" Answer: "White" Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?" Answer: "With milk." Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk" Answer: "With cow milk please." Question: "Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?" Answer: "Uhmm... I will take it black." Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Answer: "With sugar" Question:" Beet sugar or cane sugar?" Answer: "Cane sugar" Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?" Answer: "Walau! Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead." Question: "Mineral water or still water?" Answer: "Mineral water" Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?" Answer: "Gee! I give up just forget about everything." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member ah^siao Posted December 29, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 29, 2003 wad a load of rubbish.. if i'm that visitor..i'll just slap the bulter face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terryansimon Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 TRUE INCIDENT. happened to yours truely. on board SIA plane to London. they were serving us dinner. or was it lunch. either one lah. conversation went something like that. SIA Stewardess *quite pretty. obviously brain matter went into ###### matter* "would you like the chicken set or the fish set sir?" me "hmm. I would like a chicken set" Stewardess "oh sorry we have no more chicken sets." ......doh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member Tanzy Posted December 29, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 29, 2003 It could have been worse. After asking all those stupid questions they tell you, "Sorry, out of stock". Quote Warning: Heavy handed moderator in operation. Threads and post are liable to be deleted or moved without prior notification. Moderator's prerogative will be enforced. Any grievances or complains should be addressed to The Administrator. http://www.sgreefclub.com/forum/uploads/post-36-1073276974.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member ah^siao Posted December 29, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 29, 2003 haha.. then it certainary pays to be rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member [PrinCesS (",)] Posted December 29, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 29, 2003 hehz.. i recall once taking bussiness class seat.. the air stewardess jus kept going...COFFEEEEEEE,TEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA , COFFEEEEEEEEE ZZzZzZZZz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terryansimon Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 luckiy she never say "or me." (= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member ah^siao Posted December 29, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 29, 2003 vormit blood.. hahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggerpuff Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 ,Dec 29 2003, 03:52 PM] hehz.. i recall once taking bussiness class seat.. the air stewardess jus kept going...COFFEEEEEEE,TEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA , COFFEEEEEEEEEZZzZzZZZz ha ha! sounds like Hong Kong dim sum restaurant. "Char siew pao............siew mai.......har kow........" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member [PrinCesS (",)] Posted December 29, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 29, 2003 She ask me if i want some kids coloring stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terryansimon Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 I like those things. they make very good sourveniors for my neices and nephews. (= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member hoppinghippos Posted December 29, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 29, 2003 princess...... your avatar.... its..... quite chio!!!!! hahahhaha... nice to see you back! how were your exams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dispar_Anthias Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 ,Dec 29 2003, 04:04 PM] She ask me if i want some kids coloring stuff LOl.. i dun blame her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member [PrinCesS (",)] Posted December 29, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 29, 2003 YES? Dispar? Remember to slp early.. you have SCH to attend lil boy.. next yr sec 3 ah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dispar_Anthias Posted December 29, 2003 Share Posted December 29, 2003 ,Dec 29 2003, 04:29 PM] YES? Dispar? Remember to slp early.. you have SCH to attend lil boy.. next yr sec 3 ah? Erm sec 3..eh when was that.. oh 2003 Hey hey Did you forget that its still year end holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member ah^siao Posted December 29, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 29, 2003 wahahaahhaz... hhhaa.. small boy must slp early huh? no more late night surfing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member SpiderOne Posted December 29, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 29, 2003 hes older than u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member ah^siao Posted December 29, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 29, 2003 how u know i how old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member SpiderOne Posted December 29, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 29, 2003 im just assuming because u talk like a 10 year old kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member ah^siao Posted December 29, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 29, 2003 assumption is not the correct way.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member SpiderOne Posted December 29, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 29, 2003 but most of the time with sufficient intelligence behind the guess.( like my EPL betting ) . the results can be pretty.. accurate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member ah^siao Posted December 29, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 29, 2003 but too bd u got it wrong this time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member shiraz Posted December 30, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 30, 2003 Quote The world is such a wicked place,war btween the human race. People work to earn their bread,while across the sea they're counting dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member hoppinghippos Posted December 30, 2003 SRC Member Share Posted December 30, 2003 lol you are BOTH talking like 10 year olds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwilly Posted December 30, 2003 Share Posted December 30, 2003 I hope I 10years old.. then I can do many things to rite.. eg. join the right gang.. tackle the gals.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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