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damnz.... really got coconuts!!! MC, so how many coconut husks have you collected?

bro, lotsa other fish with the sun name... 1) sunset wrasse 2) sunfish (BOA have one) 3) sunburst butterfly 4) sunrise goatfish

2 mummies dishing out lotsa advises... TQ, went to ur place yesterday with ming...but never intro..paiseh paiseh.

hahaha... student so good. bro, got frags anot?

Good price...those considering Resun, can pay a bit more for a RR 1/2 horse.

2 to 3" sandbed!! cannot cannot .... my sandbed only 1/2" nia. paiseh paiseh.

jem, hamannbmw got that hawkfish from me. used to keep it wif 2 CS and a FS...no prob... but know i dunno lah....

bro, i want ur sand dollar...but my sand very coarse leh...dunno can anot? mine is #2 or #3 sand leh.

to get a ric garden like Seahorse, Scarab and Lightningstrike... first and foremost, you will need bags and bags of moolahs.... once you can achieve that, the rest will be easy liaoz.

Good luck to you.

it also depends on wat ur preference of the inhabitants in ur tank are... unless you are going for SPS, you might wanna go for a pump with abt 15 times flowrate than ur tank size. minus the over rated specs or headloss....should be sufficient. HTH

bro, good luck...hope u have minimal casualties... will pop by ur place tomolo and pass u the stuff u need.

There are only 2 ways to cure ich/ick. Hyposalinity or copper.

have a good luff. 1) A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again." 2) A man walks into the dentist office. After the dentist examines him, he says, "That tooth has to come out. I`m going to give you a shot of Novocain and I`ll be back in a few minutes". The man grabs the dentist`s arm and says, "No way! I hate needles. I`m not having any shot!!!". So the dentist says, "Okay, we`ll have to go with the gas". The man replies, "Absolutely not!!! It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I`m not having gas!!!". So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water. "Here, he says. Take this pill. The man asks, "What is it?" The dentist replies, "######". The man looks surprised, "Will that kill the pain?" "NO" replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang onto while I pull your tooth". __________________ 3) A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation." "Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on." The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again. "What was that for?" he complained. "Your dog called last night." 4) A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their ###### life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue. Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut." The couple went home and their ###### life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green, that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests. Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your ###### life is as good as it will ever be, I cannot help." The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us." "Well, all right," the doctor said. "On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of Cheerios..." 5) This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Christmas morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts. A malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting, which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in." 6) There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!." 7) 3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!! 8) Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty !" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny Jabbed her with the pin.This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Teacher fainted. 9) In a city park stood two statues, one female, and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran towards some nearby woods, and dived behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping. After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues,"You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure, - But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on its head!" 10) There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was rediculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than his real one. She went completely ballistic. ''You impotent bastard,'' She screamed at him, ''how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'' The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: ''I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids.'' 11) A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.” Flattered, the man replied, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely!” “This must be a sign from God!” The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?” The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…” 12) A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler’s trainer came to him and said, “Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has. Whatever you do, don’t let him get you in this hold! If he does, you’re finished!” The wrestler nodded in acknowledgement. As the match started, the American and the Russian circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn’t even watch the ending. Suddenly, there was a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the trainer raised his eye just in time to watch the Russian flying up in the air. The Russian’s back hit the mat with a thud, and the American collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match. The trainer was astounded. When he finally got the American wrestler alone, he asked, “How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!” The wrestler answered, “Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.” “So,” the trainer exclaimed, “that finished him off, did it?” “No, but you’d be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!” 13) While touring a reservation during the documentary, Ms Walters was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a brave why he had only one feather in his headdress and his reply was, "Only have one woman -- one woman, one feather." Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This brave had two feathers in his headdress, and he replied, "Me have two women-- two women, two feathers." Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers, which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?" The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me sleep with 'em all. "Big, small, fat and tall - me sleep with 'em all!" Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung." The Chief said: "You damn right, me hung, big like buffalo, long like snake." Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile." The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style, me sleep with 'em all." With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh, dear. "The Chief said: "No deer. ###### too high, run too fast." 14) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little wimpy guy was on an elevator when a monster of a man entered. The little guy was staring at the bigger man, when the big guy spoke: "I am 7'10" tall, weigh 309lbs, left testicle weighs 1.4lbs, right testicle weighs 1.9lbs, have a 12 and 1/2" penis....Turner Brown." The little guy chokes and faints dead away. When he comes to, the bigger guy is holding him up and asks him what happened. The little guy says, "Please repeat what you said". The big guy says again, "I am 7'10" tall, weigh 309lbs, left testicle weighs 1.4lbs, right testicle weighs 1.9lbs, have a 12 & 1/2" penis....name is Turner Brown". The little guy breathes a sigh of relief and says "Whew, I thought you said to Turn Around!" 15) There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom. The other two men started talking. One man said, "So what's new in your life". He responded, "Well I just found out my son got a promotion. He used to be a janitor at the bank and now he is an executive. On top of that there's someone special in his life. He just bought his new love a brand new Lexus." The other man says, "My son also got a promotion and he has decided to settle down. He bought his new love a new house on the beach." The third man comes back from the bathroom. He looked kind of upset so the other two men asked what's eating him. He responded, "I just found out that my son is gay. The good part is, his lover bought him a brand new Lexus and a new house on the beach."

support, after sales service and servicing/accident claims/spare parts. these are usually the main concerns when buying from PI. Another good option for the MPV class is the 2L Honda Stream. the Wish is slightly under powered when fully seated.

bro... i have one... sms me if you want.... still got my no.?

bro, that looks like the hawaiin cleaner wrasse. dun have a good survival record in captivity.

ya, and once they do away with the discounts...i'll start taking bus liaoz.

bro, i want your small octopus. pls reserve for me. also advise collection venue. thanks.

juliet, i see that you know the gender of your baby liao? pregnant mums should have all the sleep you can get.

bro, i think LCK110 have blackcaps now. you might wanna go and check it out.

lol.... are you worth dat much? with the money, buy a Enzo, even when lose to u in corner, straight also eat you jialat jialat!

hehe... just becos i dun sell u the LRs... childish, and to think u stoop dat low by asking for a date in SRC? why? too ugly no gal want issit? anyway, if u r not happy wif me, can always PM me...we can meet outside to talk...no need to hide behind computer...need my no.? it can be easily found just by doing a search.

nah...dun worry... i dun really need you to feel sorry for me. Attitude, ya maybe...so? if you really paid attention to my post earlier, i did not address it against you. but since you thought so, well...here goes. as it is....i dun have pics of it and those interested should jolly well come to my place and view it. you stay in yishun and you dun have a car...so let me quote you an example... eg : you are looking high and low for a fish, say regal angel. someone posted and say that this so and so LFS have 1 for sale but its at jurong. so watcha gonna do? you got no pic, you dunno if the fish is hurt, have torn fins etc? u gonna ring up that LFS or the reefer who posted to ask them for a pic so you can decide whether its worth it for you to make the trip down? BTW, since im prepared to give it away, and if according to you i dun post a pic, and not everyone stay jurong and are too lazy or scared to travel to jurong to view the tank, then i can jolly well smashed it and dump it. Pack of Oceanic salt? nahhh..... Last but not least, i really dun think i should bother myself with such post for nothing. so this should be the last post i would be posting here unless otherwise like tank is taken. so good day to you.

sorry... i amateur mah.... you now professional... so shifu...when can teach me how to launch and do heel-toe?