The Never Ending Story

[milky]

with bulit in vibrat*r

[hamannbmw]

batteries not included..

[hermit]

but can be recharge again and again. ...........

[seamonkee]

Having gained a full charge, the dildo weapon spins at a tremendous speed and it enters Muar Chee's....

[AquaRa]

open arms. muar chee crashed the revolting weapon and he turned around to see..

[LoReNsIa]

and he was soo shock tt he pick up a tonga branch from the floor which look like a sword and fight..

[williammuk]

open arms. muar chee crashed the revolting weapon and he turned around to see..

... a group of men clad in leather and chains coming out from Blue Oyster walking towards him. In a moment of haste, he ...

[hamannbmw]

drop his tonga branch and pick up a sea cucumber instead..

[henry@ml]

The startled cucumber stiffen up, then go limp . . . .spewing its guts.

Holding the limpy cuke,

[diabolus]

he threw it in the direction of the Blue Oyster Bar, the leather clad men ignored the cuke and dashed towards Muar Chee, aiming for his....

[35Cents]

pink thong. Muar Chee was quick to turn around and run but the blue-oyster-leather-clad-men are even quicker. They pounce on muar chee and ripped his pink thongs revealing.....

[milky]

his ulitmate weapon which is.....

[RAV-65]

his jingle bells...

[shiraz]

he started to jingle.. which produced a shrill deafening high pitched sound, the men in leather...

[barnacle]

as a disguise, don santa clause suit and started singing.."JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL, JINGLE ALL THE WAY". But soon...

[hamannbmw]

some form of liquid was seen spewing from his....

[seamonkee]

big candy cane... and the bells jingled no more....

The liquid was identified as....

[diabolus]

rice wine(since muar chees are made of rice).....Muar Chee decided to multiple assexually....

[hammerhd]

but he found out he couldnt so he grab...........

[shiraz]

the handbag of a woman that was walking beside him and ran as fast as he could until he reached a...

[hamannbmw]

dead end and he was exhausted. He notice the floors r wet and filled with bristleworm......He decided to...

[seamonkee]

knit the bristleworms together to make another kilt to wear....

[Achilles Tang]

When the wind blew his kilt of bristleworms, revealing to his horror....

[35Cents]

he made a wrong identification of the bristleworm where it's actually fireworms. Suddenly he felt a sharp.....

[mUAr_cHEe]

pain.... then he woke up!!!! glad to realise its only a dream....

mUAr_cHEe looked around and see that his friends are a bunch of @ssholes who like to use his name for no good reason....

he got out of the bed, looked out of the window and saw....

*long but i hope i made my point....*